Limiting factors

Sep 5th, 2018 6 min read

My weight is what my sister called a “limiting factor” when it comes to dating. But, as she pointed out, it’s not my only one. According to experts, though, it’s the only that matters.

I need a new dating strategy

Aug 23rd, 2018 9 min read

See that picture above? That’s not me. That is my dating goal. Or one of them. Too lofty? Am I being unrealistic? Maybe. But I’m a cynical hopeless romantic. How that’s even possible, I have no idea. I don’t necessarily need happily ever after. Happily right now and for the foreseeable future would be great! Alas, dating is hard. (Understatement of understatements right there.) Knowing…

I *knew* it was real!

Aug 23rd, 2018 1 min read

I love things on the internet that make me LOL for realz. And confirm long-held beliefs about the existence of certain things. Open for photographic proof of…

Book review: ‘Tell Me No Lies’

Aug 22nd, 2018 7 min read

It seems like people either loved this book or hated it. Me? I really liked it and I also hated it, both for the same reason. And I confess, I could not put it down. “Tell Me Lies,” which, by the way, has an amazing cover, chronicles the evolution of a toxic relationship over the years in a classic he-said/she-said format. Let’s start with the…

Words matter, people!

May 9th, 2018 2 min read

Welcome to 2018, where the phrase “hook up” has evolved into something far less innocent than it used to mean — way more than a mere meeting.

Not a very good kitty

May 3rd, 2018 3 min read

This is the face I got, complete with lil’ peeky fangs, after telling Figaro he’s not a very good kitty. I know! I can’t believe I called him that either!

Busted! (again)

May 2nd, 2018 1 min read

Really, the title of this little gem (you’ll see it in the lower left corner of the video) says it all. It totally calls me out — by name!

See this margarita? I *earned* it! (and more like it)

Apr 23rd, 2018 2 min read

I just had what might be the Mondayest conversation in the history of history. It kind of blew my mind. And not in a good way. In fact, I’m not sure I can remain friends with the converser after this. <sideNote> I almost called him a conversant, but thank goodness I double-checked myself.  (Because accuracy. I never want to be that person who uses a…